Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Muppets Movie - Statler and Waldorf's take...




STATLER & WALDORF’S
GUIDE TO GOING TO THE MOVIES

With Disney’s “The Muppets” coming out in theaters soon, Statler and Waldorf offer unsolicited advice and a whole lot of laughs about what to watch for at the theater.

STATLER:    When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, always get a good seat…
WALDORF:   …one that doesn’t face the screen!


WALDORF:   If you arrive late for your movie, stick around…
STATLER:    …they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!


STATLER:    Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than your car.


WALDORF:   Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie….
STATLER:    ...it might wake us up!


WALDORF:   If you have to explain everything in the movie to the person you’re sitting next
to…
STATLER:    …welcome to my world.


WALDORF:   Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.


STATLER:    Don’t talk back to the movie…
WALDORF:   …that’s our job!


WALDORF:   If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie…
STATLER:    …sit next to us!


STATLER:    Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s “The Muppets.”
WALDORF:   Don’t say you haven’t been warned. 






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